Whole New Ball Game

[FA Cup final: Chelsea 1 - 0 Manchester United aet]

An extra-time goal from Didier Drogba settled the first FA Cup final at the new Wembley in one of worst games we’ve witnessed for some time - and we’ve been to Torquay United.

The match-up between Chelsea and Manchester United was supposed to be mouth-watering but instead it left a bitter taste in the mouth.

We’d love to tell you about the game but it was so forgettable - the first shot arrived after 30 minutes - we will tell you about our sausage testing instead.

It was between Essex and Suffolk and, in our opinion, Suffolk was the nicest.

Somewhere in between picking meat out of our teeth Xzibit, sorry, Drogba played a one-two with Frank Lampard jnr before lifting the ball over the advancing Edwin van der Sar for the winner.

All-in-all a truly forgettable event. But awesome sausages.